{MARILYN MANSON}

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Go, pikachu, go!"

Repost this if you laughed... (come on, how could anybody NOT laugh at some of those?)
Or are planning to do any of these things. (Would I do that? *tries to look innocent*)

You got Gerard's little brother Michael James Way!

Mikey is considered the band's pimp, so don't be surprised if a lot of other girls are craving for your perfect match man.

Mikey plays bass guitar and along with that...Doesn't really have asthma

He's 5'10"-5'11"

Loves Smashing Pumpkins, Oasis, The Misfits, Radiohead, Blur, and The Smiths

Is nearsighted...Also smokes

Parents names are Donna and Donald

NEEDS coffee, so he says

Used to work at Barnes and Nobles

Came up with MCR's band name

Loves sushi and can eat his whole body weight in it

Loves his IPod-Used to be an Intern at Eyeball Records

Sign is a Virgo