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	<title>Petewentz1979's Journals</title>
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		  <entry>
	    <title>NO INTERNET ON LAPTOP</title>
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	    <id>buzznet:user:entry:id:3103951</id>
	    <issued>2008-10-02T10:16:00Z</issued>
	    <modified>2008-10-02T10:16:00Z</modified>
	    <created>2008-10-02T10:16:00Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[<STRONG>{SRY FOR NOT POSTING ANY ART LATELY BUT MY INTERNET ON MY LAPTOP TOOK A SHIT SO ILL LBE CHECKING&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>petewentz1979</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[&lt;STRONG&gt;{SRY FOR NOT POSTING ANY ART LATELY BUT MY INTERNET ON MY LAPTOP TOOK A SHIT SO ILL LBE CHECKING MY STUFF ON OUR OTHER PUTER(WHICH SUCKS BTW)}&lt;/STRONG&gt;]]></content>
	    </entry>
		  <entry>
	    <title>makes me wonder</title>
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	    <id>buzznet:user:entry:id:2300901</id>
	    <issued>2008-05-03T23:02:00Z</issued>
	    <modified>2008-05-03T23:02:00Z</modified>
	    <created>2008-05-03T23:02:00Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[<P>I wake up with blood-shot eyes<BR><BR>Struggled to memorize<BR><BR>The way it felt between your thighs<BR><BR>Pleasure that made you cry<BR><BR>Feels so good&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>petewentz1979</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[&lt;P&gt;I wake up with blood-shot eyes&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Struggled to memorize&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The way it felt between your thighs&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Pleasure that made you cry&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Feels so good to be bad&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Not worth the aftermath, after that&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;After that&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Try to get you back&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I still don't have the reason&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And you don't have the time&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And it really makes me wonder&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;If I ever gave a fuck about you&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Give me something to believe in&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Cause I don't believe in you anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I wonder if it even makes a difference to try&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;(Yeah)&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;So this is goodbye&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;God damn my spinning head&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Decisions that made my bed&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Now I must lay in it&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And deal with things I left unsaid&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I want to dive into you&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Forget what you're going through&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I get behind, make your move&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Forget about the truth&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I still don't have the reason&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And you don't have the time&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And it really makes me wonder&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;If I ever gave a fuck about you&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Give me something to believe in&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Cause I don't believe in you anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I wonder if it even makes a difference,&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;It even makes a difference to try&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And you told me how you're feeling&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;But I don't believe it's true anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I wonder if it even makes a difference to cry&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;(Oh no)&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;So this is goodbye&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I've been here before&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;One day I'll wake up&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And it won't hurt anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;You caught me in a lie&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I have no alibi&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;The words you say don't have a meaning&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Cause&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I still don't have the reason&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And you don't have the time&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And it really makes me wonder&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;If I ever gave a fuck about you&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And I...and so this is goodbye&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Give me something to believe in&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Cause I don't believe in you anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I wonder if it even makes a difference,&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;It even makes a difference to try&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;And you told me how you're feeling&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;But I don't believe it's true anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Anymore&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I wonder if it even makes a difference to cry&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;(Oh no)&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;So this is goodbye&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;So this is goodbye, yeah [x3]&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;(Oh no) &lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=LY3l91t5WEc&quot;&gt;http://youtube.com/watch?v=LY3l91t5WEc&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;]]></content>
	    </entry>
		  <entry>
	    <title>get it out</title>
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	    <id>buzznet:user:entry:id:1706261</id>
	    <issued>2008-01-22T20:51:00Z</issued>
	    <modified>2008-01-22T20:51:00Z</modified>
	    <created>2008-01-22T20:51:00Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[<P><STRONG>i just got into his music last weekend and i love it....i used to think he was scary as hell&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>petewentz1979</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;i just got into his music last weekend and i love it....i used to think he was scary as hell but thats when he has no makeup on.....hes actually not that bad w/makeup on....his music just kicks major ass.....im sonewhat like him...i dont belive in god what so ever and i never did.....um dont know what else to type here so ill let it be til i add more&lt;/STRONG&gt; &lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src=&quot;http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/3/5/7/2/7/6/1/orig-3572761.jpg&quot; border=0&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/P&gt;]]></content>
	    </entry>
		  <entry>
	    <title>&quot;This Is The New Shit&quot; lyrics</title>
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	    <issued>2008-01-19T20:33:00Z</issued>
	    <modified>2008-01-19T20:33:00Z</modified>
	    <created>2008-01-19T20:33:00Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[<P class=p1><STRONG><BR>Everything has been said before</STRONG></P>
<P class=p1><STRONG>There's nothing left to say anymore</STRONG></P>
<P class=p1><STRONG>When it's all the same</STRONG></P>
<P class=p1><STRONG>You can ask&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>petewentz1979</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Everything has been said before&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;There's nothing left to say anymore&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;When it's all the same&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;You can ask for it by name&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p2&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Babble babble bitch bitch&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Rebel rebel party party&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Sex sex sex and don't forget the &quot;violence&quot;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Everybody sing along.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Babble babble bitch bitch&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Rebel rebel party party&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Sex sex sex and don't forget the &quot;violence&quot;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Everybody sing,&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Are you motherfuckers ready&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;For the new shit?&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stand up and admit,&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;tomorrow's never coming.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;This is the new shit.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stand up and admit.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Do we get it? No.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Do we want it? Yeah.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;This is the new shit,&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stand up and admit.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p2&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Babble babble bitch bitch&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Rebel rebel party party&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Sex sex sex and don't forget the &quot;violence&quot;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Everybody sing along.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Everything has been said before&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;There's nothing left to say anymore&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;When it's all the same&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;You can ask for it by name,&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Are you motherfuckers ready&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;For the new shit?&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stand up and admit,&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;tomorrow's never coming.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;This is the new shit.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stand up and admit.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Do we get it? No.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Do we want it? Yeah.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;This is the new shit,&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stand up and admit.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p2&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;And now it's &quot;you know who&quot;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;I got the &quot;you know what&quot;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;I stick it &quot;you know where&quot;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;You know why, you don't care.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;And now it's &quot;you know who&quot;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;I got the &quot;you know what&quot;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;I stick it &quot;you know where&quot;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;You know why, you don't care.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p2&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Babble babble bitch bitch&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Rebel rebel party party&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Sex sex sex and don't forget the &quot;violence&quot;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Everybody sing.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p2&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Are you motherfuckers ready&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;For the new shit?&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stand up and admit,&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;tomorrow's never coming.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;This is the new shit.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stand up and admit.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Do we get it? No.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Do we want it? Yeah.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;This is the new shit,&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Stand up and admit.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p2&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;So,&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;LET US ENTERTAIN YOU&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;LET US ENTERTAIN YOU...&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Blah blah blah blah everybody sing along.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;IMG style=&quot;WIDTH: 422px; HEIGHT: 300px&quot; height=334 src=&quot;http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/2/1/1/8/5/1/1/orig-2118511.jpg&quot; width=465 border=0&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P class=p1&gt; &lt;/P&gt;]]></content>
	    </entry>
		  <entry>
	    <title>WTF IS THE WORLD COMING TO?</title>
	    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://petewentz1979.buzznet.com/user/journal/1373701/"/>
	    <id>buzznet:user:entry:id:1373701</id>
	    <issued>2007-11-26T15:17:00Z</issued>
	    <modified>2007-11-26T15:17:00Z</modified>
	    <created>2007-11-26T15:17:00Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[<FONT size=2><STRONG>1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your<BR>&gt; house faster than an ambulance.<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt;<BR>&gt; 2. Only in America......are there&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>petewentz1979</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[&lt;FONT size=2&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your&lt;BR&gt;&gt; house faster than an ambulance.&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking&lt;BR&gt;&gt; places in front of a skating rink.&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick&lt;BR&gt;&gt; walk all the way to the back of the store to get&lt;BR&gt;&gt; their prescriptions while healthy people can buy&lt;BR&gt;&gt; cigarettes at the front.&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 4. Only in America......do people order double&lt;BR&gt;&gt; cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors&lt;BR&gt;&gt; open and then chain the pens to the counters.&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth&lt;BR&gt;&gt; thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our&lt;BR&gt;&gt; useless junk in the garage.&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines&lt;BR&gt;&gt; to screen calls and then have call waiting so we&lt;BR&gt;&gt; won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to&lt;BR&gt;&gt; talk to in the first place.&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in&lt;BR&gt;&gt; packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 9. Only in America......do we use the word&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli'&lt;BR&gt;&gt; in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 'bloodsucking creatures'&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; .&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM's&lt;BR&gt;&gt; with Braille lettering.&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; EVER WONDER&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth&lt;BR&gt;&gt; closed?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why don't you ever see the headline &quot;Psychic Wins&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Lottery&quot;?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why is &quot;abbreviated&quot; such a long word?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why is it that doctors call what they do &quot;practice&quot;?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and&lt;BR&gt;&gt; dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why is the man who invests all your money called a&lt;BR&gt;&gt; broker?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic&lt;BR&gt;&gt; called rush hour?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests&lt;BR&gt;&gt; it?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal&lt;BR&gt;&gt; injections?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; You know that indestructible black box that is used&lt;BR&gt;&gt; on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane&lt;BR&gt;&gt; out of that stuff??&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Why are they called apartments when they are all&lt;BR&gt;&gt; stuck together?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the&lt;BR&gt;&gt; opposite of progress?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport&lt;BR&gt;&gt; the terminal?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; ------------------&lt;BR&gt;&gt; In case you needed further proof that the human race&lt;BR&gt;&gt; is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual&lt;BR&gt;&gt; label instructions on consumer goods:&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (&lt;BR&gt;&gt; that's the only time I have to work on my hair).&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No&lt;BR&gt;&gt; purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter&lt;BR&gt;&gt; special)?&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On a bar o f Dial soap: &quot;Directions: Use like&lt;BR&gt;&gt; regular soap.&quot; (and that would be how???....)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On some Swanson frozen dinners: &quot;Serving suggestion:&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Defrost.&quot; (but, it's &quot;just&quot; a suggestion).&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): &quot;Do&lt;BR&gt;&gt; not turn upside down.&quot; (well...duh, a bit late,&lt;BR&gt;&gt; huh)!&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On Marks &amp; Spencer Bread Pudding: &quot;Product will be&lt;BR&gt;&gt; hot after heating.&quot; (...and you thought????...)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On packaging for a Rowenta iron: &quot;Do not iron&lt;BR&gt;&gt; clothes on body.&quot; (but wouldn't this save me more&lt;BR&gt;&gt; time?)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: &quot;Do not drive a&lt;BR&gt;&gt; car or operate machinery after taking this&lt;BR&gt;&gt; medication.&quot; (We could do a lot to reduce the rate&lt;BR&gt;&gt; of construction accidents if we could just get those&lt;BR&gt;&gt; 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On Nytol Sleep Aid: &quot;Warning: May cause drowsiness.&quot;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; (and.. .I'm taking this because???....)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On most brands of Christmas lights: &quot;For indoor or&lt;BR&gt;&gt; outdoor use only.&quot; (as opposed to...w hat?)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On a Japanese food processor: &quot;Not to be used for&lt;BR&gt;&gt; the other use.&quot; (now, somebody out there, help me on&lt;BR&gt;&gt; this. I'm a bit curious.)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On Sunsbury's peanuts: &quot;Warning: contains nuts.&quot;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; (talk about a news flash)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On an American Airlines packet of nuts:&lt;BR&gt;&gt; &quot;Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.&quot; (Step 3:&lt;BR&gt;&gt; maybe, uh...fly Delta?)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On a child's superman costume: &quot;Wearing of this&lt;BR&gt;&gt; garment does not enable you to fly.&quot; (I don't blame&lt;BR&gt;&gt; the company. I blame the parents for this one.)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; On a Swedish chainsaw: &quot;Do not attempt to stop chain&lt;BR&gt;&gt; with your hands or genitals.&quot; (..was there a lot of&lt;BR&gt;&gt; this happening somewhere?)&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&gt; Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn&lt;BR&gt;&gt; to spread the stupidity and Post this so someone you&lt;BR&gt;&gt; want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in&lt;BR&gt;&gt; other words, post it for everyone. We all need to&lt;BR&gt;&gt; smile every once in a while.&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;]]></content>
	    </entry>
		  <entry>
	    <title>funny things to do while shopping</title>
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	    <id>buzznet:user:entry:id:826541</id>
	    <issued>2007-08-13T19:39:00Z</issued>
	    <modified>2007-08-13T19:39:00Z</modified>
	    <created>2007-08-13T19:39:00Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<BR><BR>2. Set all the&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>petewentz1979</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,&lt;BR&gt;&quot; 'Code 3' in housewares&quot;.... and see what happens.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&amp;M's on lay away.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,&lt;BR&gt;&quot;Why can't you people just leave me alone?&quot;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;9. Look right into the security camera; &amp; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the &quot;Mission Impossible&quot; theme.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;12. In the auto department, practice your &quot;Madonna look&quot; using different size funnels.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,&lt;BR&gt;say &quot;PICK ME!&quot; &quot;PICK ME!&quot;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..&lt;BR&gt;&quot;NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!&quot;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, &quot;There is no toilet paper in here!&quot;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting &quot;Go, pikachu, go!&quot;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Repost this if you laughed... (come on, how could anybody NOT laugh at some of those?)&lt;BR&gt;Or are planning to do any of these things. (Would I do that? *tries to look innocent*)]]></content>
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		  <entry>
	    <title>the MCR member thats right for me</title>
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	    <id>buzznet:user:entry:id:815671</id>
	    <issued>2007-08-12T07:48:00Z</issued>
	    <modified>2007-08-12T07:48:00Z</modified>
	    <created>2007-08-12T07:48:00Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[<P><IMG src="http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/7/9/1/9/1/1/orig-791911.jpg" border=0><BR></P>
<P>You got Gerard's little brother Michael James Way! </P>
<P>Mikey is considered the band's pimp, so don't be surprised&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>petewentz1979</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src=&quot;http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/7/9/1/9/1/1/orig-791911.jpg&quot; border=0&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;You got Gerard's little brother Michael James Way! &lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Mikey is considered the band's pimp, so don't be surprised if a lot of other girls are craving for your perfect match man. &lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Mikey plays bass guitar and along with that...Doesn't really have asthma&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;He's 5'10&quot;-5'11&quot;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Loves Smashing Pumpkins, Oasis, The Misfits, Radiohead, Blur, and The Smiths&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Is nearsighted...Also smokes&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Parents names are Donna and Donald&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;NEEDS coffee, so he says&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Used to work at Barnes and Nobles&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Came up with MCR's band name&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Loves sushi and can eat his whole body weight in it&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Loves his IPod-Used to be an Intern at Eyeball Records&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;Sign is a Virgo&lt;/P&gt;]]></content>
	    </entry>
		  <entry>
	    <title>PPL PLZ TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SITE FOR WHAT SOME PPL DO TO HORSES THAT ARE NO LONGER NEEDED</title>
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	    <id>buzznet:user:entry:id:278341</id>
	    <issued>2007-05-25T09:16:00Z</issued>
	    <modified>2007-05-25T09:16:00Z</modified>
	    <created>2007-05-25T09:16:00Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[<P><STRONG>PPL IF YOU RLY CARE ABOUT HORSES (EVEN IF YOU DONT OWN ANY)&nbsp;&nbsp;AND DONT WANT THEM TO BE SLAUGHTERED (LIKE&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>petewentz1979</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;PPL IF YOU RLY CARE ABOUT HORSES (EVEN IF YOU DONT OWN ANY)  AND DONT WANT THEM TO BE SLAUGHTERED (LIKE THESE HORSES ON THIS SITE &lt;A href=&quot;http://www.equineadvocates.com/hs/index.html&quot;&gt;http://www.equineadvocates.com/hs/index.html&lt;/A&gt; THEN KEEP THEM) AND BEWARE FOR SOME GRAPHIC PICS&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR HORSES AND DONT WANT THEM ENDING UP LIKE THESE POOR HORSES DID THEN REPOST THIS SAYING &quot; &lt;EM&gt;PPL PLZ TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SITE FOR WHAT SOME PPL DO TO HORSES THAT ARE NO LONGER NEEDED&lt;/EM&gt; &quot; &lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;]]></content>
	    </entry>
		  <entry>
	    <title>confuckinfused</title>
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	    <id>buzznet:user:entry:id:147908</id>
	    <issued>2007-04-02T11:52:00Z</issued>
	    <modified>2007-04-02T11:52:00Z</modified>
	    <created>2007-04-02T11:52:00Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[<P><STRONG>hey ppl if you want to know whats my life ha been like for the past 3 days ill tell&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>petewentz1979</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;hey ppl if you want to know whats my life ha been like for the past 3 days ill tell you here in this journal....thursday we got out at 2:10 and we had a stupid fuckin boring assembly that lasted for 2 hrs (we ran our 12:30 out schedule)and friday i slept all day b/c my bitch of a sister was on the computer all day and i was only on it til 1:00-1:30 in the morning and saturday i slept all day too b/c my sisters fag of a bf came over and i know that my sister doesnt want me out in the livingroom when hes here so i just stayed in my room and slept all day and my only meal was a poptart.....sunday i slept til past noon til idk when and my mom woke me up (since it was April Fools Day she told me the house was on fire and i never believed her b/c i know it wasnt real) and today i still feel like shit and im still tired as hell and dont feel like talking to anyone...more will soon be added to this&lt;/STRONG&gt; &lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src=&quot;http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx2/1/1/7/6/0/8/orig-117608.jpg&quot; border=0&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/P&gt;]]></content>
	    </entry>
		  <entry>
	    <title>not myself lately</title>
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	    <id>buzznet:user:entry:id:98428</id>
	    <issued>2007-01-11T18:57:23Z</issued>
	    <modified>2007-01-11T18:57:23Z</modified>
	    <created>2007-01-11T18:57:23Z</created>
	    <summary type="application/xhtml+xml"><![CDATA[<P>ever since sunday i didnt feel like me. also sunday night right after i got out of the shower i&#133;]]></summary>
	    <author><name>petewentz1979</name></author>
	    <content type="application/xhtml+xml" mode="xml" xml:lang="en-us"><![CDATA[&lt;P&gt;ever since sunday i didnt feel like me. also sunday night right after i got out of the shower i went straight to bed and cried myself to sleep. i feel like sleeping, crying and not eating. i dont know whats wrong w/me. i guess its b/c im lonely and dont have a bf b/c my sister has one AGAIN and i dont which really sucks ass. today i felt like doing nothing and i really wanted to cry during lunch but i couldnt so i held it in. &lt;STRONG&gt;!!!!ALL I WANT IS A FUCKIN BOYFRIEND FOR CHRISTS SAKE ITS MAKING ME MISERABLE!!!!&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;

&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG src=&quot;http://img.buzznet.com/assets/imgx/7/8/4/8/4/orig-78484.jpg&quot; border=0&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;/P&gt;]]></content>
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